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WCB R2 - Inventory
✥ On Person
➻ A notebook taken from the Student Store (shut up, he likes purple)
➻ Two (2) black ballpoint stick pens
➻ One (1) Student ID device
➻ One (1) Naughty Crime Boy Emergency Kit made from an empty tin of mints, containing: three (3) paperclips, two (2) bobby pins, two (2) rubber bands, one (1) tiny pencil w/ eraser, one (1) piece of cardboard with sewing thread wound around it, four (4) sewing needles with tiny eyes, one (1) pair of thread scissors, two (2) white buttons, two (2) bobby pins, one (1) roll of gauze, one (1) bottle of Krazy Gloo (Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly.)
➻ One (1) Worn Notebook: A simple, leather-bound notebook that holds a lot of well-cared wear; inside are a child's first forays into learning to write, followed by a lengthy list of names.
➻ Sewing Kit: Includes needles, thread, thimbles, and a set of tiny scissors.
➻ Suspicious Dice - A set of dice that always produce the same results when thrown; they probably belong to a skilled swindler. Traded for with Luca.
➻ Makeup Brush: A thin brush for applying makeup around the eyes, with a light purple residue at the tips of the bristles.
➻ Gold Coin: One gold coin. A few million more of these and maybe you can retire!
➻ LED Keychain: An actual light source, if a tiny one.
➻ Kazoo: A small, easy to play child's instrument.
➻ Hook Shot: GRAPPLING HOOK!
✥ Keeping
➻Crepe: It's a very crispy crepe. Not burned, but very tough. Could've used butter. We've given it to the rats.
➻Blanket: IT'S SO FLUFFY! Covered Snake's body with this after Investigation 3, Week 4. Yuri doesn't need it back.
➻Butts Pie: Made with butterscotch, cinnamon, and a mother's love. Yeah no he ate this.
➻ Drawing Pad x2: A spiral-bound pad of thick paper. Or use it as a notebook, we're not the boss of you.
➻Strawberry: A single strawberry. (Un?)Fortunately it's almost as big as your head. This eventually gets eaten.
➻ Rope: A coil of rope. You can use these to help with big pits!
➻Fried Bread x2: There is no yeast in this, but it's surprisingly good. Kind of like a big Ritz cracker. It's good! This is good! We're eating this.
➻Steamed Fruit: ...It's steamed raspberries. Why. Letting this chill and then eating it.
➻ An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK!! Named Rikmah by Surolam.
➻Monster Candy: Has a distinct, non-licorice flavor. Eating this.
➻ Space-Duck Tape: It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
➻ Wind Sword: A sword that looks like it would be a breeze to use! D'oh ho ho.
➻ Super Crown: A peachy-keen piece of royal headwear. Too bad the internet made it all fucky.
➻Crab Omelette x2: Delicious seafood in egg over rice. Gonna eat this!
➻Mushroom Rice Ball: There's no salt. Dear god, why isn't there any salt. Feeding to his chicken. Can chickens eat rice? Fuck, hopefully he doesn't kill the poor thing.
➻Bonnie Mask: A purple bunny mascot head. It feels like it's watching you. Yuri has decorated it with paints and decided to keep it as...an art installation I guess?
➻ Helix Fossil: An oracular fossil of great power. Too bad most of its advice involves repeatedly running into walls.
➻ Apple: You could kill a cat with this thing, it's the size of a basketball.
➻ Cloak: It's not magical in any way, but it might make you feel like it.
➻ Bottle: For holding milk, or bugs, or pixies. You know, normal things.
➻ Multivitamins: A large bottle of daily vitamin tablets. Take with water.
➻ The Pink Stuff: Liquid medicine for an upset digestive system.
➻Gondolian Cake: A slice of delicious cake that’s topped with buttercream and strawberries and has a layer of icing and strawberry filling through the middle. He's eating this. It's gone, it's for him. Fuck yeah cake.
➻Wildberry Crepe: It's a very crispy crepe. Not burned, but very tough. Could've used butter. Food for Rikmah!!
➻ Leo's Iceblade: A magic sword that belongs to a certain Nohrian Prince, but certainly can be used by others.
➻ Bowtie: They're not cool, they're never gonna be cool, but they're incredibly dapper. Finding a way to put it on Rikmah the chicken to differentiate her from the others.
➻ Ocarina: A deceptively simple type of flute.
➻ Duplo Heart x2: A frisbee-sized plastic heart that greets you with a hearty “I LOVE YOU!” and proceeds to harmlessly explode into like twice its volume in pink glitter.
➻SUNTORY MINERAL WATER: A gift from Hiro. Exclusively from water resources in Japan, enjoy a soft, refreshing and clear taste. Mm, tasty water.
➻ Bath Robe: IT'S SO FLUFFY.
➻Poptato Chisps: A bag of crispy fried potato treat. Dogs and dog-adjacent lifeforms love them. Fed to Rikmah.
➻ Makeup Kit: Leans a little more towards the Halloweenie side of things, but you could use it like a normal makeup kit too if you wanted.
➻Carrot Cake: This is a crispy pancake with carrots mixed in. Also fed to Rikmah.
➻ Highlighter: Not an actual light source, just a bright marker for indicating important pieces of text.
✥ For Trade
➻STORMHOWL: A weighty odachi in a large sheath, although attempting to draw it will reveal that more than half of its blade has been cleanly snapped off. Voluntarily returned to Rokurou
➻ Giant Pencil x2: - This thing is defintely taller than you, unless you're Ultra Magnus. ME HOY MINOY!
➻ The Master Sword: The sword of the chosen hero, reincarnated over a thousand lifetimes. ...Or a hard rubbber replica of it, anyway.
➻ Companion Cube: It's shaped like a friend! Definitely does not speak, ever.
➻Alarm Clock: A small alarm clock shaped like a talking dolphin! Announces the time in a very smooth voice. Traded to Luca for his dice.
➻ WEWY PROMO COAT: Our buyer eagerly hunted this coat down, rare swag by Tetsuya Nomura that was handed out at the Shibuya Game Show.
➻Do The Creep: A lovely green hoodie with a strangely rectangular face on it? Wearing it makes you feel the odd urge to hiss and blow up at everyone. Gave this to Luca to cover up the Smuppet.
➻ Instant Noodles: They're much better dry.
➻PRINCESS OF EVIL OUTFIT: Ready to conquer the galaxy! Let Astronema take it back.
➻Ghost Pepper Vodka: Drink responsibly. Given to Rokurou after First Trial.
➻ ORCHID x2: A beautiful cut white orchid.
➻ Umbrella x2: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
➻ Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
➻ Bee Suit: Some. Kind. Of mascot costume? The wings actually buzz realistically. They're too small to fly, though.
➻ Groudon Plush: TOGETHER FOREVER, NO MATTER HOW LONG, NOW UNTIL THE END OF TI-I-IME~!
➻ Spandex Pants: The tightest of tight pants, excellent for doing body rolls.
➻ Buster Sword x2: This is almost an impractically big piece of metal. Or it would be if it weren't a foam replica.
➻Ninviidost: A sweet and friendly Beedrill who loves hugging people and prefers diplomacy over fighting. Contained in a fine Luxury Ball. Returned to Surolam.
➻Durian: A fruit that smells like turpentine and wet garbage. Fortunately this one's just normal sized rather than being bigger than your head. Abandoned at Michael's party. No one knows where it went.
➻ Uroboros Magical Girl Costume (Level 1): This magical girl outfit is all decked out in pink and frills for maximum aesthetic. The poofy hat is absolutely essential to the ensemble, of course. Comes with the standard heart wand.
➻ Sewing Kit: Includes needles, thread, thimbles, and a set of tiny scissors.
➻ Coffee: High quality grounds, perfect for fueling quite a lot of research into things that have very little meaning.
➻ A Weed: CHRIS I'M CALLIwait, this is just a green crayon.
➻ COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why.
➻ MTT Brand Omurice: Yay! It's an omurice in the shape of Mettaton's... butt. Yaaaaaay.
➻ GigaMark: A giant black ink marker. Don't inhale the fumes or use in an enclosed space.
➻ SHOE BOX: A shoe box that contains a cell phone with no signal, a memory card, a Taurus PT92 pistol, and five numbered origami animals, a bear, a butterfly, a lizard, a shark, and a rat. The memory card contains a brief video of a little boy in a well crying for his father.
➻ Metool Plush: A hard-workin' little construction robot, now in cuddly plush form!
Lightsaber: An elegant weapon from an enlightened era. Or, you know, just a toy replica. But it makes noises!
➻ Do The Creep: A lovely green hoodie with a strangely rectangular face on it? Wearing it makes you feel the odd urge to hiss and blow up at everyone.
➻ Galaxian Boss: A large, solid emblem representing some kind of space fighter. You'll probably need both arms to carry it.
➻ Coffee: High quality grounds, perfect for fueling quite a lot of research into things that have very little meaning.
➻ Ocarina: A deceptively simple type of flute.
➻ Laptop Computer: Holy shit this thing is archaic. Also there's no way to charge it, so better make good use of the battery. At least it's got solitaire and Minesweeper.
➻ SAKE SET: A plain-looking flask of sake, paired with a couple of sakazuki cups for that extra traditional feel.
➻ Small Gaming Laptop: Comes installed with the JRPG Uroboros, the school-themed horror-mystery School Ghost Stories and the survival horror action title Bio Bazaar. Otherwise, it's just an ordinary laptop for when you're on the go.
➻ FROZEN YOGURT: A gift from Michael. A cup of perfectly swirled frozen yogurt! The flavor is Cuddling A Sleepy Puppy.
➻ Rush Coil: A very small, one-man trampoline shaped like a robot dog.
➻ PAPERCLIPS: A gift from Michael. It's a pile of loose paperclips.
➻ Fake Mustache: Perfect for setting personal boundaries with your adoring fans. WAH.
➻ Super Mush: A really big mushroom, it makes you feel larger than life.
➻ Walkie-Talkies: A set of two-way radios with extremely short range and an ever dwindling battery life.
➻ Ghost Pepper Vodka: Drink responsibly.
➻ E-Tank: An emergency power supply that can temporarily power any electrical device.
➻ Tanuki Suit: Some kind of kigurumi? It makes you feel like you could fly.
➻ Shield of Heliodor: The legendary symbol of the greatest knights of Heliodor.
➻ Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
➻ Handsome Mask: It's disturbingly realistic, but the face is honestly kind of average?
➻ A notebook taken from the Student Store (shut up, he likes purple)
➻ Two (2) black ballpoint stick pens
➻ One (1) Student ID device
➻ One (1) Naughty Crime Boy Emergency Kit made from an empty tin of mints, containing: three (3) paperclips, two (2) bobby pins, two (2) rubber bands, one (1) tiny pencil w/ eraser, one (1) piece of cardboard with sewing thread wound around it, four (4) sewing needles with tiny eyes, one (1) pair of thread scissors, two (2) white buttons, two (2) bobby pins, one (1) roll of gauze, one (1) bottle of Krazy Gloo (Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly.)
➻ One (1) Worn Notebook: A simple, leather-bound notebook that holds a lot of well-cared wear; inside are a child's first forays into learning to write, followed by a lengthy list of names.
➻ Sewing Kit: Includes needles, thread, thimbles, and a set of tiny scissors.
➻ Suspicious Dice - A set of dice that always produce the same results when thrown; they probably belong to a skilled swindler. Traded for with Luca.
➻ Makeup Brush: A thin brush for applying makeup around the eyes, with a light purple residue at the tips of the bristles.
➻ Gold Coin: One gold coin. A few million more of these and maybe you can retire!
➻ LED Keychain: An actual light source, if a tiny one.
➻ Kazoo: A small, easy to play child's instrument.
➻ Hook Shot: GRAPPLING HOOK!
✥ Keeping
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➻ Drawing Pad x2: A spiral-bound pad of thick paper. Or use it as a notebook, we're not the boss of you.
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➻ Rope: A coil of rope. You can use these to help with big pits!
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➻ An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK!! Named Rikmah by Surolam.
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➻ Space-Duck Tape: It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
➻ Wind Sword: A sword that looks like it would be a breeze to use! D'oh ho ho.
➻ Super Crown: A peachy-keen piece of royal headwear. Too bad the internet made it all fucky.
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➻ Helix Fossil: An oracular fossil of great power. Too bad most of its advice involves repeatedly running into walls.
➻ Apple: You could kill a cat with this thing, it's the size of a basketball.
➻ Cloak: It's not magical in any way, but it might make you feel like it.
➻ Bottle: For holding milk, or bugs, or pixies. You know, normal things.
➻ Multivitamins: A large bottle of daily vitamin tablets. Take with water.
➻ The Pink Stuff: Liquid medicine for an upset digestive system.
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➻ Leo's Iceblade: A magic sword that belongs to a certain Nohrian Prince, but certainly can be used by others.
➻ Bowtie: They're not cool, they're never gonna be cool, but they're incredibly dapper. Finding a way to put it on Rikmah the chicken to differentiate her from the others.
➻ Ocarina: A deceptively simple type of flute.
➻ Duplo Heart x2: A frisbee-sized plastic heart that greets you with a hearty “I LOVE YOU!” and proceeds to harmlessly explode into like twice its volume in pink glitter.
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➻ Bath Robe: IT'S SO FLUFFY.
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➻ Makeup Kit: Leans a little more towards the Halloweenie side of things, but you could use it like a normal makeup kit too if you wanted.
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➻ Highlighter: Not an actual light source, just a bright marker for indicating important pieces of text.
✥ For Trade
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➻ Giant Pencil x2: - This thing is defintely taller than you, unless you're Ultra Magnus. ME HOY MINOY!
➻ The Master Sword: The sword of the chosen hero, reincarnated over a thousand lifetimes. ...Or a hard rubbber replica of it, anyway.
➻ Companion Cube: It's shaped like a friend! Definitely does not speak, ever.
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➻ WEWY PROMO COAT: Our buyer eagerly hunted this coat down, rare swag by Tetsuya Nomura that was handed out at the Shibuya Game Show.
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➻ Instant Noodles: They're much better dry.
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➻ ORCHID x2: A beautiful cut white orchid.
➻ Umbrella x2: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
➻ Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
➻ Bee Suit: Some. Kind. Of mascot costume? The wings actually buzz realistically. They're too small to fly, though.
➻ Groudon Plush: TOGETHER FOREVER, NO MATTER HOW LONG, NOW UNTIL THE END OF TI-I-IME~!
➻ Spandex Pants: The tightest of tight pants, excellent for doing body rolls.
➻ Buster Sword x2: This is almost an impractically big piece of metal. Or it would be if it weren't a foam replica.
➻
➻
➻ Uroboros Magical Girl Costume (Level 1): This magical girl outfit is all decked out in pink and frills for maximum aesthetic. The poofy hat is absolutely essential to the ensemble, of course. Comes with the standard heart wand.
➻ Sewing Kit: Includes needles, thread, thimbles, and a set of tiny scissors.
➻ Coffee: High quality grounds, perfect for fueling quite a lot of research into things that have very little meaning.
➻ A Weed: CHRIS I'M CALLIwait, this is just a green crayon.
➻ COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why.
➻ MTT Brand Omurice: Yay! It's an omurice in the shape of Mettaton's... butt. Yaaaaaay.
➻ GigaMark: A giant black ink marker. Don't inhale the fumes or use in an enclosed space.
➻ SHOE BOX: A shoe box that contains a cell phone with no signal, a memory card, a Taurus PT92 pistol, and five numbered origami animals, a bear, a butterfly, a lizard, a shark, and a rat. The memory card contains a brief video of a little boy in a well crying for his father.
➻ Metool Plush: A hard-workin' little construction robot, now in cuddly plush form!
Lightsaber: An elegant weapon from an enlightened era. Or, you know, just a toy replica. But it makes noises!
➻ Do The Creep: A lovely green hoodie with a strangely rectangular face on it? Wearing it makes you feel the odd urge to hiss and blow up at everyone.
➻ Galaxian Boss: A large, solid emblem representing some kind of space fighter. You'll probably need both arms to carry it.
➻ Coffee: High quality grounds, perfect for fueling quite a lot of research into things that have very little meaning.
➻ Ocarina: A deceptively simple type of flute.
➻ Laptop Computer: Holy shit this thing is archaic. Also there's no way to charge it, so better make good use of the battery. At least it's got solitaire and Minesweeper.
➻ SAKE SET: A plain-looking flask of sake, paired with a couple of sakazuki cups for that extra traditional feel.
➻ Small Gaming Laptop: Comes installed with the JRPG Uroboros, the school-themed horror-mystery School Ghost Stories and the survival horror action title Bio Bazaar. Otherwise, it's just an ordinary laptop for when you're on the go.
➻ FROZEN YOGURT: A gift from Michael. A cup of perfectly swirled frozen yogurt! The flavor is Cuddling A Sleepy Puppy.
➻ Rush Coil: A very small, one-man trampoline shaped like a robot dog.
➻ PAPERCLIPS: A gift from Michael. It's a pile of loose paperclips.
➻ Fake Mustache: Perfect for setting personal boundaries with your adoring fans. WAH.
➻ Super Mush: A really big mushroom, it makes you feel larger than life.
➻ Walkie-Talkies: A set of two-way radios with extremely short range and an ever dwindling battery life.
➻ Ghost Pepper Vodka: Drink responsibly.
➻ E-Tank: An emergency power supply that can temporarily power any electrical device.
➻ Tanuki Suit: Some kind of kigurumi? It makes you feel like you could fly.
➻ Shield of Heliodor: The legendary symbol of the greatest knights of Heliodor.
➻ Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
➻ Handsome Mask: It's disturbingly realistic, but the face is honestly kind of average?